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Friday, 16 January 2015

Fuck off crumpets

I don't want you. I really don't.

I fucking love crumpets. With blue cheese, and mushrooms, and possibly a poached egg on top. Basically nearly all the things that make me ill, on one plate. Most delicious thing ever. Regarding this, I feel that I need instruction. So



Dear self,

Don't.

Yours sincerely,

Woodcat

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